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Monthly Archives: September 2006

blood in the water


so I guess I drink too much: too much coffee, too much vodka. at least that’s what my mommy says. it rather happily explains why since as of this week, I have been wiping small amounts of red from my ass. but only when I poo, there is no leakage (eww). it’s a much better […]

is it time for VACATION YET?!


I am so burned out. BURNT.CRISPY.BLACK.TOAST. I can’t wait any longer for the r&r my dear Anna has planned out for us. it’s going to be FAN-FRIKKIN-TASTIC let me tell you. well, actually, that’s ALL I’m going to tell you. (for now?) work is like, the lame mule trailing behind the pack. I am a […]