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Monthly Archives: December 2006

two weeks is too long to wait

06-Dec-06

a physical draw that threatens to overpower common sense
touched by a mutual understanding no less than divine
our basic instincts ignite passion in one another
a miracle of God and of the Universe
dreams and reality collide
feeling this is why I live
I want you evermore

one less worry: no cellphone cancer

06-Dec-06

like many of my generation, yackin’ on the cell is a daily occurance. I remember actually being worried about the radiation when I was younger, especially when my phone got hot against my ear. twas a creepy vision that something unnatural was discombobulating my synapses. however, good news for worriers and the [...]

lady banned for life from airline due to being poor problem solver

05-Dec-06

too funny; granted more funny to me due to recent events w/my lovely-lady-friend and her similar stanky problem.

Apparently, this passenger was banned for life because she lit a match on a plane. When she was questioned about why she lit the match, she responded that she had hoped to hide the smell of her flatulence. [...]

(my) windows clock defies the “law”

04-Dec-06

so I sit here, with approximately 2 hours remaining in my longass day, staring at my winblows clock/calendar. not just because I’m bored/procrastinating/lazy, but cuz I have some good ass shit coming up that temporarily has me dreamily distracted. ok, everyone does, holiday season is fun yeah. I have vacation time and [...]