1) Mechanic: this person could take apart the engine in your car and put it back together while giving it an additional 50-100 horsepower. They can build things and they can fix stuff. If you’re like me, and lift up the hood of you car only to ponder “where’s the radiator?” then you need this person on your side. They’ll let you know if something is wrong with your car, tell you if you’re getting a bad deal on a repair, or even fix something for free!
2) Lawyer: we all have to deal with contractual obligations and legal issues now and again. Bills, child support payments, landlord after you for making too much noise, blah blah blah. “Where else am I supposed to practice my kickboxing?” Having a lawyer to chat with can help get you started in the right direction when something goes awry. Like, for example, don’t grab your ex-girlfriend if she gets in your face. That’s a restraining order waiting to happen.
3) Computer Expert/Gamer: This person is kind of like the mechanic, expect for all things electronic (and maybe a bit nerdy/geeky). They too can build and fix things, whether it’s removing all the spyware from your machine while clucking reprovingly, or adding a new video card. They can also suggest new and cool web sites and technologies that you may appreciate…”go here for a site that helps you remember all of your friends’ birthdays”, or, “here’s a phone that’s a camera and computer all in one!”
4) Fitness Freak: Just because you don’t want to exercise 4 hours a day, every day, doesn’t mean that you don’t want to be in shape. Having the FF around can at least bring some athletic-oriented influence into your life - who knows, you may end up working out a few days out of the month instead of lying on the couch. Your body will thank you for it later.
5) The Stripper: I’m of the mind that we all need some sexuality in our lives. We are human, made to have and enjoy sex. I also happen to think that having a stripper of the opposite sex as a friend may help you get laid more often. They’ve seen it all, so to speak, and can help you with avoiding the common pitfalls of dating. A female stripper can help you guys, so you don’t appear like slovenly animals. (which is, I’m sure, what they’re used to being around) And a male stripper can help you girls, well, I’m not sure how….but you get my point. We should all be getting laid more often.
I helped inspire this post - *beam*
from senor abram nichols
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