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the fascination with scien-tom-ology continues

yet more scientomology; pretty good yeah, that’s all me. right, well I digress, people just love following the life and times of crazy people. and in tom and katie’s case, fame just adds buckets of fuel to the so extra-unordinary-fire.

yeah! I'm a Scientomogist!

anyway, while checking out my hitlog, I found that this cruise cuote on the goog, “cancelled that in my area” brings this blahog to the top of the results. neat, I guess. but even neater is this I found near the bottom of the top ten the transcript!

NARRATOR:

…but if that’s what Mr. Cruise has brought to this world, there still remains one more word on the man. Call it Tom Cruise on, Tom Cruise… Scientologist.

Seriously?

Scientology logos and cheesy sound effects spill forth snapping me back in time to something strangely reminiscent of what you would see on “A Current Affair.” Cut to… a medium shot of Tom Cruise. Black turtleneck, some stubble on his chin, his hair a little tussled to keep us from being reminded that his stylist is probably sitting just outside of the cameras view. The lighting looks like something Roger Deakins himself might even be proud to call his own… and for some reason I keep feeling like I’m watching him as Frank T.J. Mackey all over again.

What follows is a montage of Mr. Cruise speaking. It’s frenetic. No questions are ever asked and we never know what he is talking about exactly. I like to call it “rambling.” It’s like listening to a two year old, but less coherent. The shots are strung together with a type of flash cut, the only thing tying it all together in is the music that you just keep hoping stops.

MR. CRUISE:

I think it’s a privilege to call yourself a Scientologist and its something that you have to earn…and, because a Scientologist does…he, or she, has the ability to create new and better realities and improve conditions. Uhhh, being a Scientologist you look at someone and you know absolutely that you can help them.

So for me it really is KSW (who?) and its just like, its something that, uh…(pause)…I don’t mince words with that. You know, with anything that (insert illegible name) does, but that policy to me has really gone, (sound effect and gesture – pshew) boy and, theres a time when I went through and I said you know what, and when I read it you know, I just went (poof type sound effect). This is it. This is exactly it.

Being a Scientologist…when you drive past an accident it’s not like anyone else….as you drive past you know you have to do something about it because you know you’re the only one who can really help.

But that’s what drives me…is that I know we have an opportunity, and uh, to really (pause) help…for the first time. Effectively change peoples lives…and uh, I am dedicated to that. I am gonna….absolutely…uncompromisingly (sadistic smile) dedicated to that.

Orgs are there to help ok, but we as, you know, as also the public it’s like we have a responsibility, its not just the Orgs, its not just the Dave McScavage (is that the name I just heard? Did you just make this up, Tommy?). You know, it’s not just me. It’s you, it’s everyone out there kind of rereading KSW and looking at what needs to be done and saying, ‘Ok! Am I gonna do it or am I not gonna do it!?’ Period. And am I going to look at that guy or am I too afraid because I have my own ‘out ethics’ to put in someone else’s ethics…and that’s all it comes down to.

‘Cause I won’t hesitate to put ethics in on someone else, ya know, ‘cause I put it ruthlessly and on myself. (pause) And I think that…(long pause)…uh, I respect that…and…and others. And uh, I’m there to help. And we’re here to help and my opinion is, is that look…either you’re onboard or you’re not onboard. Ok. But just, if you’re onboard, you’re onboard just like the rest of us. Period.

We are the authorities on getting people off drugs. We are the authorities on the mind. We are the authorities on improving conditions. Criminon (apparently another word they’ve fabricated)…we can rehabilitate criminals…way to happiness. We can bring peace and, uh, unite cultures…uh (thinking)…that when you know these tools and you know that they work its, its not good enough that I’m just doing ok.

Traveling the world and meeting the people that I’ve, I’ve met…you know, talking with these leaders in various fields (long pause)….they want help and they are depending on people who…who know…and who can be effective and do it. And that’s us. That is our responsibility to do that.

It is the time now…NOW is the time. Ok. It is, being a Scientologist people are turning to you so you better know it, YOU BETTER KNOW IT. And if you don’t…ya know…go and learn it (laughing), ya know? But don’t pretend you know it, and for, for whatever, it’s like we’re here to help.

I mean if you’re a scientologist you see life, you see things the way they are (apparently everyone else can’t see life or the way things really are). In all its glory, ya know? All of its complexity. Uh, and the more you know as a Scientologist, you don’t become overwhelmed by it.

(Eyes somewhat closed, laughing heartily, left hand resting against his temple, sort of biting at the end of his middle finger) and uh, I know, she, they said, ‘So, like, have you met an SP?’ (laughs like a deranged man and claps hands). And I looked at her (still laughing a little) and you know, and I thought what a beautiful thing because maybe one day it will be like that, you know what I’m saying? Maybe one day it will be that (starts to laugh and sits up, excited – think back to his appearance on Oprah if you need a visual) wow, SP’s, like they’ll just read about those in the history books, ya know…(starts laughing)…

The thing is I just go through that tech, and it’s literally, it’s not how to run from an SP, it’s PTSSP, how to shatter suppression, confront shatter suppression. You apply it, it’s like (snapping fingers) boom.

Because they don’t come up to me and do that. Uhh, they won’t do it to me, not to my face or anywhere in my vicinity where they feel they can be…confronted you know (shaking head, very serious). They just don’t do it (because he’s obviously a bad ass mother fucker).

I wish the world was a different place. I’d like to go on vacation and go and romp…and play…and just…do that (wait, isn’t that what he does do?). You know what I mean? I mean…that’s what I want it to be, ok. That’s how, ya know I…there’s times I would like to do that, but…but I can’t because, I know. I know. So…I, ya know…you just, uh…I have to do something about it. Its not… Ya know you can sit and wish it was different and then you look at it, and you go ‘ok, ok this is it…alright, ok.’ And then there’s that moment when you go (laughs), ‘Ya know, I have to do something don’t I? Yeah, I really have to do it because I can’t live with myself if I don’t.’ And uh, its, that really is it.

I don’t care if someone thinks it’s hard or it’s easy, its (illegible word here) you’re helping, your contributing everything you can or, you’re not. Ok? Uh, because I’m carrying my load, alright. And not only that, as much as I’m carrying I still feel like I gotta do more, alright. There’s still a thing of, lets go!

You can just see the look in their eyes. You know the ones that are doing it, you know? And you know the spectators who are the ones that are going, ‘Well, it’s easy for you’ or ‘What am I doing?’ And it’s just, that thing is uh, I’ve cancelled that in my area. (Laughing) It’s like man you’re either in or you’re out. That’s spectatorism (nope, not a word), and its something that, that is, we have no time for it now.

So it’s our responsibility to educate…create the new reality. You know we have that responsibility to say ‘Hey, this is the way it should be done.’ Because we do it this way and people are actually getting better.

And lets get it done…you know? Lets really get it done and have enough love and compassion and toughness that, that you’re gonna do it. Uh, and uh, do it…right.

(Smiling) And I have to tell you something, I really, it, it is…ya know…its rough and tumble. Its wild and wooly…and it’s a blast. It’s a blast. It really is…fun. Because damnit there is nothing better that going out there and fighting the fight and suddenly you see (explosion noise and gesturing with hands) things are getting better.

I wanna know that I’ve done everything I could…everyday. And I think about those people out there…who are depending on us. And uh, I think about that. And it does make me feel, uh (laughing) there’s, ya know…we got more work. I need more help. You know, get those spectators…you’re in the playing field or out of the arena, you know. (Laughs) That’s really, that’s really how I feel about it.

I do what I can…and I do it the way I do everything (maniacal laugh again) there’s nothing part of the way for me (laughing and clapping…again reminiscent of his appearance on Oprah), its just (phew sound effect – I feel like Im watching his performance in Top Gun all over again)…

NARRATOR:

A Scientologist can be defined by a single question. Would you want others to achieve the knowledge you now have? In answering that question, Tom Cruise has introduced LOH technology to over one billion (1,037,361,227 is the exact number they flash on screen…and yes they counted) people of Earth. And that’s only the first wave he’s unleashed which is why the story of Tom Cruise Scientologist has only just begun.

Silver torches with flames erupting emblazon each side of the screen, Scientology logos on each as well as a large logo in the middle. The screen reads…

Tom Cruise
IAS
Freedom Medal of Valor
Winner

Thanks Boxofficepsychics! You guys have a lot of free time!
(http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/2008/01/16/tom-cruise-indoctrination-video-complete-transcript/)

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