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how to annoy complete strangers

in a major chain retail store, on a major everybody-generally-celebrates-this-holiday, be non-shalant-friendly yet shushed as if giving-away-a-well-kept-secret-but-I-like-your-face kind of deal, say “hey, say that stuff is for your mom and you’ll get a discount (!)” to everyone you see.

thanks guy, for your non-tip resulting in a dirty-no-there-is-no-such-discount-you’re-a-jerk-for-asking-look, ass.

One Comment

  1. Sarah

    Ha-ha….Yeah I know that guy. Jerk-face! :(‘

    Posted on 16-May-08 at 3:33 pm | Permalink

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