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what I want for my birthday “a perfect substitute for a live horse”

cardio in the 1800s

classic marketing verbage at its finest:

Do not permit your system to run down.
ORDER
VIGOR’S HORSE-ACTION SADDLE

STRENGTH TO THE SYSTEM,
BRACING THE NERVES,
STIMULATING THE LIVER,
QUICKENING THE CIRCULATION,
BRIGHTENING THE MIND, AND
CURING CORPULENCE AND GOUT.

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