so I need some scotch-brite for a project I’m doing this weekend. as for most things I need, I do a lil web research. I stumble across this ad for scotch-brite.
looks old fashion, but it’s probably just retro old school. I dream of genie inspired?
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…like what an overgrown-raised-truck-that-floors-it-between-red-traffic-lights says about the tiny package its driver has, you know, where it counts. that giggle you get knowing they’re over compensating for lacking any real virtue.
presenting the smart car monster truck:
[story linky, via justinsomnia!]
They know the truth about Abe Lincoln’s assassination:
Makers of Forever Puppies:
Celebrators of SATURDAY!!!!!!!
Musicians of questionable ethics and talent:
Pizza’s NOT for breakfast:
And so much more… (disclaimer: many are nsfw & many more aren’t that funny)

(click to watch) show casing the most dramatic punch in the face, quite possibly, ever. thanx andre!
WARNING: painful to watch, worse to hear; bleeding of the ears may occur…
this is the kind of overproduced trash that makes me cringe at the possibility of microsoft absorbing yahoo… (I can’t imagine yahoo allowing something as awful as this vid - not to mention Y!’s “ecosystem” is entirely contrary to microsoft’s) - it’s so bad… it’s not even funny.
first of all, wow… I can’t help but imagine how I would have handled such an experience. after going batshit crazy for a number of hours, I imagine a spiritual awakening (of sorts) and a heck of a lot of praying. I hope he was a bad man who deserved it, got his come-uppins or karma, and is changed for the better.
secondly, what the fuck?! how does this even happen today - what with a) emergency elevator-phones b) a SECURITY CAMERA; no one checks at all? c) cell phones - granted the guy was on a cig break, must not have had it on him… sheesh!
TRAPPED - The New Yorker
[ via waxy.org ]
that mad egg shaker is my friend Deo, a good man with some seriously untapped talent, no!?
…thus concludes “naraku’s youtube music video day”.
this guy is talented as hell: great voice, great guitar, great beard. in many ways, it is better than the original.
- download an mp3 version here (credit goes to… uwaterloo.ca)
- and/or check out that fella’s band on myspace here
I Wanna Be The Guy is the most macochistic 2d sidescrolley-platformery-adventure game I’ve ever seen or heard of. it doesn’t appeal to me really, but I’m still fairly impressed by people who are great at these things. respect.
like this guy, he has crazy mad platformer skill:
as seen from the vid, iwbtg is inspired by games of the NES era - heavily influenced by megaman and super mario bros. but covers many other games like metriod, legend of zelda and even tetris. so in a phrase, the game is chalk full of nostalgia packed sucker punches of frustratingly challenging proportions.

an exemplary independant film appropriate for today, happy valentines day.
via ze’s blog
yipee! can’t wait for hawaii wheel-chairs. wtf?!?!
via abrams.
had your lunch stolen from the communial fridge like this guy?

in this case, jim “hoooot pockets” gaffigan (probably) thinks he did you a favor:
look I wish the world were a different place. I’d like to go n vacation and go and romp an…play… and just do that. you know what I mean? I mean… thhhaat’s what I want it to be. ok. that’s how I would would there’s times I would’ve liked to do that. but I can’t because… I know. I know. so… so [asdkfdfkhl] you know whatcha know I have to do something about it. it’s not… you know can sit here and wish it was different and then you look at it and you go this is it uhh ok and there’s that moment you go [crazy tom cruise *smile-softcoughlaugh*] you know I have to do something don’t I yeah I really have to do it because I can’t live with myself if I don’t and that really is it.
as I was listening I just had to try to get some of it down; took just about 10 minutes for that little blip above. seriously classic crazy. I’d transcribe the whole thing but it’s just too incomprehensible at times, and I don’t want any more Cruisey echos in my head. to summarize: he’s totally batshit insane, WE GET IT.
watch the video here >> the cruise indoctrination video scientology tried to suppress
I do what I can. and I do it… the way I do everything hehehahahahahah there’s nothing part of the way for me… *psheeewoosh!*




