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track PMS – the threat of global bitchiness exposed

30-Jan-09

pms tracking

funny, was just talking about this. questions like, do women actually have to track their cycle? can’t they just feel it coming on? apparently there are many who keep a record on a calendar. (fortunately for me, this is not an issue, my lady is as cool as a cucumber.)

while the site is targeted to men, perhaps the ladies too, could saddle up to a new e-pal – for the good and civility of a peaceful relationship.

argh

related links: pmsbuddy pms stories, pmsbuddy tips!

When all else fails, flowers will always do the trick. They are kryptonite to PMS.

[via slantback]

indie sitcom The Remnants pilot episode

13-Jan-09

Very happy to see Ze in something.. anything. seriously, I guess I still miss the show.

The pilot for The Remnants, written and directed by John August. Starring Justine Bateman, Michael Cassidy, Ben Falcone, Ze Frank, Ernie Hudson, and Amanda Walsh.

It was shot during the WGA strike in February 2008, using the SAG internet agreement.

The project is currently in development with 60Frames in association with NBC/U, so it could in theory become a series at some point. Either way, we had a good time making it.

watch below, or go to vimeo for the hd version.

The Remnants from John August on Vimeo.

via the writer’s blog, john august. here’s wishing him and all involved luck in bringing the series to fruition!

talk to the hand cuz the face ain’t listenin’

08-Jan-09

talk to the hand

Place The Hand on your car, home or apartment window (suction cups included) and let the world know how you’re feeling! Simply press one of the buttons on the wireless remote (with visor clip) and choose 1 or all 7 of the built-in hand gestures.

[Gestures include:] I love you, Hang Loose, Devil Horns, The Bird, Loser , Power and Peace gestures.

ahh technology, the world is so much more fun wit’ ye’.

via senor slantback, and it can be purchased at perpetualkid for $40 (though, no thx, my hands work just fine)

Jean-Luc Picard’s romantic alphabet dance number

24-Sep-08

patrick stewart is just so awesome.

hottest governor from the coldest state

17-Sep-08

palin does dallas
movie poster by armand ramirez
(release date tba)

what I want for my birthday “a perfect substitute for a live horse”

27-Aug-08

cardio in the 1800s

classic marketing verbage at its finest:

Do not permit your system to run down.
ORDER
VIGOR’S HORSE-ACTION SADDLE

STRENGTH TO THE SYSTEM,
BRACING THE NERVES,
STIMULATING THE LIVER,
QUICKENING THE CIRCULATION,
BRIGHTENING THE MIND, AND
CURING CORPULENCE AND GOUT.

[via photobasement]

Mr. T plus product placement pain

25-Jul-08

...do you pity the foo?
Mister T, the Aussie Snickers mascot.

[image via jezebel and bauergriffin]

tenacious tortoise taunts tiger tabby

23-Jul-08

sweet and juicy, the donut-bun bacon cheeseburger

02-Jul-08

“You know what would be good on this burger? A ham sandwich! And instead of a bun let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle, here comes the donut ham hamburger!” – Jim Gaffigan

luther burger

related links:
- via flickr
- the luther burger
- jim gaffigan . com
- mmm, hot pockets

appropriate image friday

13-Jun-08

as I work from home today, naturally still in my underwear, I’m overjoyed to not be stuck in the grind.

commute lemmings

Do you know The Whitest Kids I Know?

02-May-08

They know the truth about Abe Lincoln’s assassination:

Makers of Forever Puppies:

Celebrators of SATURDAY!!!!!!!

Musicians of questionable ethics and talent:

Pizza’s NOT for breakfast:

And so much more… (disclaimer: many are nsfw & many more aren’t that funny)

makes me want a friend (or two) for my cat

29-Apr-08


Kittens-Coca Cola Box

one of these things is not like the others

25-Apr-08

coding horror

28-Feb-08

in the latest article from my prefered programming-commentary blog, coding horror, aptly titled douchebaggery, Jeff Atwood calls some Rails OSX zealot named David a douche bag. I am inclined to agree, based simply on statements from David like this:

I would have a hard time imagining hiring a programmer who was still on Windows for 37signals. If you don’t care enough about your tools to get the best, your burden of proof just got a lot heavier.

and

Apple will continue to trounce everyone else for the preferred geek platform. The stigma of being a Web programmer still using Windows will increase.

Jeff takes (understandably) personal offense, as he is a windows platform programmer, but rises above that simple fact by extracting the deeper offense and offering a logical retort to Dave’s insult:

…What purpose does the statement “stigma of being a Windows developer” serve? I can only think of one: David gets off on putting other people down.

And that makes him kind of a douchebag.

Which also means when you’re using Rails and OS X, you’re using the platform of choice for douchebags.

I admire Jeff’s wit as well as his coding-insight and that’s why I will always be a CH reader.

Don’t waste time arguing about the character select screen. Results speak loudest. Show the world what you can do in your programming environment of choice.

While I am no longer a windows coder, I use tools similar to those available on windows AND osx. I chose Ubuntu on my macbook pro because I prefer the interface over OSX and windows offerings. in the end, it makes no difference what platform you “use”, it’s what you create that defines you as a developer.

code reviews ala ‘wtf metric’

07-Feb-08

wtf metric

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