had your lunch stolen from the communial fridge like this guy?

in this case, jim “hoooot pockets” gaffigan (probably) thinks he did you a favor:
had your lunch stolen from the communial fridge like this guy?

in this case, jim “hoooot pockets” gaffigan (probably) thinks he did you a favor:
look I wish the world were a different place. I’d like to go n vacation and go and romp an…play… and just do that. you know what I mean? I mean… thhhaat’s what I want it to be. ok. that’s how I would would there’s times I would’ve liked to do that. but I can’t because… I know. I know. so… so [asdkfdfkhl] you know whatcha know I have to do something about it. it’s not… you know can sit here and wish it was different and then you look at it and you go this is it uhh ok and there’s that moment you go [crazy tom cruise *smile-softcoughlaugh*] you know I have to do something don’t I yeah I really have to do it because I can’t live with myself if I don’t and that really is it.
as I was listening I just had to try to get some of it down; took just about 10 minutes for that little blip above. seriously classic crazy. I’d transcribe the whole thing but it’s just too incomprehensible at times, and I don’t want any more Cruisey echos in my head. to summarize: he’s totally batshit insane, WE GET IT.
watch the video here >> the cruise indoctrination video scientology tried to suppress
I do what I can. and I do it… the way I do everything hehehahahahahah there’s nothing part of the way for me… *psheeewoosh!*
this little gem of a clip is one of raw wildlife triumph without glam or editing techniques. captured by some lucky touristas who stumbled upon the story of a hurd of buffalo rescuing one of their own from *two* gangs of hunters - lions and crocs.
A Brawl In The Safari
“300 Spartan Workout Training. Home Version.”
“Remove Car Dent With Airduster”
cool fast motion vid, only thing I think it’s lacking is a flash back to or side-by-side of the original girl.
when I first saw TME in action I was rather horrified.
this video makes me feel better. thanks abram.
thank you scrubs.
D&D huge nerd alert!!!!! (weeeoooweeeoooweeeooooo)
thank you people of youtube for the much needed lol.
based on the characters from the show, the dialog is completely redone and dubed over the formerly cutsey-wewtsy story. in a word - awesome.
little background detail linky:
A Charlie Brown Christmas… Scrubs style
in case the above nutscrape video barfs, here’s a youtube link to the video.
peter/quagmire/stewie (creator - seth macfarlane), lois/loretta (alex borstein), meg (mila kunis), cleveland (mike henry) all doing their thing. I’d love to see adam west doing his thing too.. mmm taffy.
link nabbed from abram’s blog.
I saw this first awhile back on abram’s blog and just came across it again in my little linkies.txt file worthy of keeping but not bookmarking. tis time to share the kiwi’s story:
it is a masterful piece work is it not? the lil tear comes just at the right time. if it doesn’t make you at least choke up you’re a cold unfeeling bastard.
not that there’s anything wrong with that.
original linky: Kiwi!
seriously good to see this kind of thing. it is truly beautiful in that it illustrates we are all human beneath it all. it’s touching to see him use the gun in a most nonviolent of ways.
just as when I see hackey sack players I join in. though the surreality of doing so in a war zone makes this short clip all the better. this soldier makes me proud; god bless.