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ridiculousness

thankyou network / citicards bullshit

26-Dec-06

citibank is my first CC with rewards – free of $$ charge; free of cost however – not even close. #1 Gripe: thankyou network is pathetic. the “reward” points you receive are approx. 100/dollar spent. ok fine. I decided to use some – 13,500 points for a PS2 – cool – about $135. I order […]

play guitar hero with your fender guitar (mod)

14-Dec-06

oh the humanity… these mod crazy foos reconstruct an innocent fender squire guitar into a wireless guitar hero controller. is there a market for this? probably. the culprit blog: toolmonger – how to build your own wireless guitar hero controller

how far will your car go?

08-Dec-06

betcha not 1,000,000 miles like Peter Gilbert’s 1989 Saab 900 SPG. pretty damn impressive; only other vehicles I’ve heard going this far are old(er) toyota trucks [got a link? I can’t find shit]. my bro has an early 90s Saab and he recently rebuilt the transmission, I wonder how far his will go.

lady banned for life from airline due to being poor problem solver

05-Dec-06

too funny; granted more funny to me due to recent events w/my lovely-lady-friend and her similar stanky problem. Apparently, this passenger was banned for life because she lit a match on a plane. When she was questioned about why she lit the match, she responded that she had hoped to hide the smell of her […]

(my) windows clock defies the “law”

04-Dec-06

so I sit here, with approximately 2 hours remaining in my longass day, staring at my winblows clock/calendar. not just because I’m bored/procrastinating/lazy, but cuz I have some good ass shit coming up that temporarily has me dreamily distracted. ok, everyone does, holiday season is fun yeah. I have vacation time and quite likely a […]

new age video cards

21-Nov-06

I just came across this slickdeal: GeForce 8800 GTX 768 MB DDR3 PCI Express Graphics Card – $534.73 after discount+tax & GeForce 8800 GTS 640 MB DDR3 PCI Express Graphics Card – $381.73 after discount+tax – Cheapest on PriceGrabber is $638. while I’m definitely not in the market for this it still has quite a […]

bush administration slips immunity from war crimes into pending house bill

20-Nov-06

this is surly a sign of how bad things have are beneith the veil of bush gov secrecy; perhaps we can look on the positive, this injection is a subtle admission of guilt – who else but crooks and liars seek innocence before being deemed guilty? I don’t know how objective this Cafferty guy is, […]

UCLA PD tazer happy

16-Nov-06

witness the amazing feat of (university) police brutality! granted, guy was likely being exceedingly difficult for the UCPD to even come… I worked those late hours at the computer lab at CSUC a semester and occasionally had problems w/people who strongly felt they should not have to leave or show ID to stay… never so […]

look how I’ve changed

02-Nov-06

my friend and secret male-concubine matt kelly discovered a secret about me. my appearance has changed rather drastically. Oh, and Go Ducks.

megagaltastic

19-Oct-06

megagaltastic megagaltastic megagaltastic megagaltastic megagaltastic. I’d say I am semi-megagaltastic or an aspiring megagaltasticist. Ze‘s a good guy. If I were gay, I’d like Ze. I’ve written about Ze previously.

screw you blizzard

17-Oct-06

to blizzard support: for some reason, you *still* can’t get this shit (routine maintance?!) done on time. after nearly 2 years of running this game, and an near infinite amount of money to keep things moving forward, why can’t you bring servers back online ON TIME on a regular basis?! your developers and artists are […]

blood in the water

22-Sep-06

so I guess I drink too much: too much coffee, too much vodka. at least that’s what my mommy says. it rather happily explains why since as of this week, I have been wiping small amounts of red from my ass. but only when I poo, there is no leakage (eww). it’s a much better […]

idiosyncratic oversights

24-Aug-06

..I’ve become overly comfortable… or unusually lazy… or I’m getting old… in any case, it is reaching a very disturbing level.  for the second time this week, I left myself completely at the mercy of the thieves / miscreants in my neighborhood. monday, I left my car doors unlocked, ok, so my car could’ve been […]

starts so simply ends so tragically

03-Jul-06

my downhill slope is fast and relentless… it sure would be fun to ride down physically. to begin with, I’ve been pretty “sad” today anyway – so the emotional ride down the slope is pretty fucking miserable. I see a (slick)deal for rollerblades… I immediately think, hey! this would be fun to pick up again […]

random drunk epiphany

30-Jun-06

so I’m washing my face, brushing my teeth before a “nights rest” aka brief nap and I look at myself in the mirror and wonder, who is going to enjoy this ridiculously hot guy tonight? oh, that’s right. nobody. I’m talkin’, seriously orlando bloom or matthew mcconaughey h o t. yeah. damnit.. look good but […]